Tates79's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TomCruiseStrikesBack pt2]

nice try

It's better than your first one. Your back grounds r pretty good, and at least it has some gutter humor in it, most of the jokes r pretty dry though. U kind of drag it out too, all the way to blands vill. Oh yeah is your logo a penis with antlers?

[Cool - Music Video]

try animating ya fuck

my god I thought the numa numa guy was bad this was just hard to watch. Did u get your balls cut off or something singing while stroking a cat, while lip sinking to some soft sad ass girly girl song. Good thing you put a button to fast forword because the only way I sit down and watch that gay limp wristed piece of shit again is if I had a gun to my head.

AntiClockClock responds:

I love when noobs come to this site and tell me to "animate", dude look at my movie list of 90+ submissions. I couldn't be here right now if I just made videos like this, by the way, your fat, too old for this website, part your hair on the side, and wear glasses. Basically, your gay. LOL!!

[enzymes]

lame

the audio really sucked, I couldnt even here it. I didnt even watch the whole thing. To tell u the truth, I think I could pinch off a better looking piece of shit in comparison to this movie.

[CU- Flim Flam]

nice

man this is funny. I always hated infomertials, there so lame! Acting all like they give a shit about the product. You put prospective on infomertials in a wacked out way.

[linkin prk kem 2 my house]

how did this make front page?

linken park sucks and so does your animation

[Afterliving]

wow

wow... that was deep, you had me choked up over some parts. Thats hard to do.

[Strut Boy]

nice

smackin' a cop, thats great. Nothin' like putting down the man while listening to staying alive.

dazza-mate responds:

exactly

[The Real Mortal Kombat: 2]

blah

the animation was stiff and and story was dry, didnt really do it for me. sorry

[Only on a . . .]

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wow... u really got ripped on all of your reviews. i agree that the animation sucked but the song was ok. Next time have some one with talent do animations for your videos

[Geico Direct]

lame

I think a spoof on gieko ad sounds pretty kewl, but this just sucked. animation was lame u didnt even make there mouths move I could of over looked that if the joke was good but i didnt even crack a smile.

MuDoG responds:

haha first off man...there mouths do move...i dont know how fucking blind u are...this took me 10 min...i was bored...so i though i would put it online..i didnt expect anything of it...but you dont have to be a dick about it. maybe you should try to like...you know..make an animation or somthing...instead of judgeing every one elses work. get a life.