Tates79's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Troll Game]

it was ok

Was that guy sporting a Hitler mustache

PiGPEN responds:

The proper term is 'Toothbrush Moustache'.

[Wilhelm Park]

hahaha

nothing says love like rape

redminus responds:

lol, "people find this review helpful!"

Hopefully not helpful as life advice tho amirite

[I Got No Money]

hmm

it's no shopping penguin

Yusuf responds:

what's your point? Go watch that damn "shopping penguin" then.

[Welfare Queens]

question

I'm wondering where you found the music and sound effects for your video. I'm working on a animation in a 50's genre on sodium fluoride and would be grateful for some advise

toxicwes responds:

archive.org... lots of great vintage stuff if you don't mind digging.

[Captain R: Game Ranger 3]

4.25!!! WTF

i don't understand for the life of me why people like these amateur sprite shit flicks. I found nothing even remotely interesting in it, it was like watching a really bad home movie only with sprites. You get 2 out of 10 for effort. Id give you a tip to better your animation but apparently people think this counts for being good.

Sunrie responds:

And yet it got you to waste your time with a terrible review on what you think is a terrible movie. Congratulations, you win wasted time. Sorry, can't give any of it back to you.

Oh, and did you see that it won an award? How many have you won? Oh...none, that's right. And they aren't scored very high, either.

[~SA:ChristmasBattleParty~]

blah

well i'll telll you one thing... you're not going to win the 1st place prize

SpikeVallentine responds:

Well I'll tell you one thing...I'm not even gonna win last place.

[MK vs. SF -VG Exiles Ep.1]

burn

good game! space bar, space bar, space bar. Who needs to play it, when you can watch a shitty animation. I should make a website dedicated to people who have no talent making sprite animations!

R1665 responds:

Why bother telling me about a website that I would never be able to be featured in? It's a little unfair that I would have to be excluded from your "no talent" club by definition...

Good luck on that membership drive, bro! Work on that sales pitch a little and I'm sure that you'll find lots of people who share your vision of mediocrity.

LOL!

R1665

[MOAPAC - Episode 1]

Meh

I didn't think it was very funny. The only time i cracked a smile was the giraffe in the fridge. Think i stopped watching after the pac man bit, cause i didn't give a shit to watch 3 dried up assholes grab milk. Guess it was to random, long and pointless to keep me attention, but hey what do I know.

RhysMus responds:

you dont know shit :)
why review something if you dont watch the full thing, silly, just silly.

[Rent a Ninja]

?????????????????question?????????????????????

whats that first song you played called? I want to use it for my next animation.

efkimo responds:

Click the link under audio and you will go to a site where you can download the awesome Ren and Stimpy soundtrack.

[The Last Hour: Chapter 6]

lame

The animation was lack luster and your plot line bored me to tears. I watched enough to know you have know talent what so ever. You should throw in the towel now to prevent further humilation

Jaiba responds:

at least i brought you to tears, jaiba productions has promoted emotion into the hearts of his fans. good i will add more tear bringing emotion thanks for your suggestions. jaiba is proud to have fans like you!