Tates79's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Snakes on a Plane]

rrrRREEE TaRRRR DED

how did this make front page, it was retarded. Snakes on a plane?! The song sucked, and the animations was stiff and limited.

[Cooking with James: ep. 2]

sorry man

yeah i couldnt sit and watch the whole thing. I got up to the point where the fat kid was drunk and said a bunch of lame shit to every one. I have know idea how this made front page.

[Masters of Doom!]

meh

yeah, i didnt know what to think of this movie. Doom is kewl and all, but it lacked something. It wasnt that funny, and the characters kind of suck. Next time try to lore your audience in with a problem that gets resolved at the end.

[Apartment 51 - Ep. 7]

jesus fuckin christ WTF

I dont know why every1 likes this. It's boring, not funny and u didnt even animate the lips. You can draw well, but dont ever try to talk in a high pitch voice ever again.

[The Quad Massacre 2]

lame

well that was pretty bad. U cant animate, the voices r lame and the story... well, I couldn't make it all the way through this to care what happens to your awsome characters.

darkwolf7676 responds:

if you didn't watch it all the way through you can eat a dick, do better u hore, go trip up on a fat dik

[FLM Part 2: Teaser]

YAWN

the animation was ok, and the background was kewl, but it's not something I would watch. It looks like a feally feal chick flick.

[Halo Nerds ep. 3 part 1]

YAAWWNN

wow was that boring. Maybe it's cause I dont play halo, but I really think that its cause theres nothing that pulls u in. Its long and has no direction. If i want to sit and watch something that is as long as that maybe u need a story line, not just a bunch of traced halo characters who mutter on and on about abunch of pointless dribble!

[A Jaredite Adventure]

meh

yeah this story really didnt intrest me at all, it was boring and humorless. (words of advise) Try finding god at the bottem of a bottle

[The Levy Deli]

zZzZzZzZ

It was really boring. It was like watching a straight vesion of will and grace. Keep trying, I guess. Ad something a bit more wild. Make it appeal on differen't levels.